Oh Grandma....

Tommy has spent the week with his Grandparents. Unfortunately my Mom was called for jury duty during this time. My Mom went into detail explaining how she was doing her duty to the country, etc....

When Tommy and her were leaving the pool, he felt it necessary to tell the entire pool with his arms outstretched to demand attention... "I have top leave and may not be here tomorrow, my Grandma has to go to court."

Well done...

Oh the good ones... they just keep coming.

Some recent lovlies....

1.) As we pass a cemetery "Dad, lets go in there and play!" Go in there and do what? "pray... play and pray....". He says play in a high fun voice followed by pray in a very somber voice.

2.) As we are driving home from a weekend trip singing along to the music. "Dad, you have the voice of an angel". Hey, thanks Tommy! Is that a good thing?

"No... no I don't think so."

3.) "Dad when I get older I'll be like you, single." Oh yeah Tommy, do you know what single means? "Yeah, it means no one loves you and you're available for rent". LMFAO!

Grant me strength...